Michael Thompson, I am laughing hysterically at the hilarious truth of all of this. I witnessed this, saw these things, and sometimes my girls said them. When they did I wanted to hide under the table.

Honestly, Europeans are the healthiest eaters in the world. And, I wish I had the opportunity to visit your local supermarket.

Honestly, the dessert there is different, and sometimes leaves something to be desired, but for goodness sake, there’s no need to ruin it by adding icing. Some of the best biscocho I’ve ever had was enjoyed there, and it would have been an unpleasant experience with icing.